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Fact-Checking Trump On Crime

Fact-Checking Trump On Crime

Thu, 14 Aug 2025 18:09:20 GMT
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Meteorite That Crashed Into Georgia Home Older Than Planet Earth

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Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words

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DHS Offers $1,000 Stipend To Migrants Who Voluntarily Self-Destruct

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Fun Getaway With Murderous Dictator Just What Exhausted Trump Been Needing

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Travis Kelce Receives Invoice For Girlfriend’s Podcast Appearance

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Starbase Named Best City To Start Family With Boss

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Frito-Lay CEO Gifts Trump Gold Funyun

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AOL To Discontinue Dial-Up Internet

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Jeff Bezos Mugs Amazon Warehouse Worker At Gunpoint

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Disgusted God Puts Giant  Overturned Glass Atop   Humanity

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George R.R. Martin Finally Finishes Writing Sequel To ‘Erin Brockovich’

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Stepchild Asked To Take Family Picture

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RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid

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Agriculture Secretary Demands U.S. Farmers Invent 5 New Melons By Friday

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